Romney is a mean girl!!

so recently I discovered this on Tumblr:
'Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney, we were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in the 8th grade I started hanging out with the current President Obama who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to DC, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he’d be like “Why didn’t you support my idea?” And I’d be like “Why are you so ignorant to America’s needs?” So then for my birthday party, which was an all-Democrats pool party, I was like “Mitt, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Republican.” I mean I couldn’t have a Republican at my party, there were going to be Democrats there with their human rights. I mean right? He was a REPUBLICAN! So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so ridiculous. And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s trying to make airplane windows roll down'

This inspired me and my friends to do more meangirl quotes, so if you ever wondered what the script of Mean Girls would sound like as an American Election this is for you...(as a slight disclaimor I would like to state that I am not quoting Mitt Romney, President Obama or any other names mentioned here, this was literally a case of me and my friends having a laugh after watching mean girls too many times!)

-          I want my human rights back!!

-          raise your hand if you've been personally victimised by Mitt Romney...

-          I didn't know why Janice hated Romney, he was such a good... SLUT!

-          Mitt Romney " the Human right does not exist!"

-          You smell like a baby republican

-          That's what he does. He's a country ruiner. He ruins countries"

-          "4 for you Obama you go Obama, Do we have a Hilary here? Hilary Clinton one for you there you go. And none for Mitt Romney bye."

-          "4 for you rich people, you go rich people. Do we have an upper middle class here? Oh here you go middle class one for you. And none for human rights bye"

-          Why should Romney get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Romney? Hm? Obama is just as cute as Romney. Obama is just as smart as Romney. People totally like Obama just as much as they like Romney. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what America is about. We should totally just stop Romney!

-          Romney: "omg stop trying to make gay rights happen Obama, they're never gonna happen"

-          Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a Republican Mormon freak that's a less hot version of me!”

-          I can't go to America, I'm on a Human Rights diet. GOD Obama you're so stupid!

-          "Don't vote republican. Or you will lose rights. And die."

-          My breasts can always tell when we have no humans rights.

-          I saw Mitt Romney talking about things he is ignorant about, so I started talking about things I am ignorant about

-          You can't be a Republican! It's social suicide!"

-          "This is Romney. He's almost too rich to function"

-          Romney: "And on the third day, God created money so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals

-          I know it may look like I'd become a Republican, but that's only because I was acting like a Republican.

-          Romney says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.

-          ‘nice rights Obama what they made out of?’ ‘ Your mums chest hair!’

-          Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your Republican Freshmen, ROTC Guys, Republican Preps, Republican Jocks, Asian Republic Nerds, Cool Republic Asians, Varsity Republic Jocks, Unfriendly Black Republican Hotties, Republicans Who Eat Their Feelings, Republicans Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Republicns, Burnouts, Sexually Active Republican Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Beware of The Republicans.

-          *grabs my breast* There's a 30% chance the Republicans are losing

-          on Wednesdays  we wear this

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-          there’s a 47 percent chance that Romney will work for you

-          Why do you wear your hair like that? You hair looks so sexy pushed back. Obama, will you please tell Romney his hair looks sexy pushed back?

-          Rick Santorum: He thinks she's gonna have a Republican party and not invite me? Who does he think he is? I, like, was his vice-president, you know what I mean?

-         And evil takes a human form in Mitt Romney. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

-          One time, Obama punched me in the face, it was awesome

-          Yo, yo, yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my lines, you can't touch Romney. I'm a Republican, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard. I'm like James Bond the Third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred. I'm Mitt Romney. The R is silent when I sneak in your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, 'cause the next time you see her she'll be like, "Ooh! ROMNEYYYYYYY!"

-          Michelle Obama: He is one of the dumbest men you will ever meet. Obama sat next to him in the White House last year. Barack Obama: He asked me how to spell "rights"